One day I'll post art up here. One day.

twentyoneshorties:

basically this is all of twenty one pilots songs to my knowledge nice and compressed (!!!!!!!!) for you to download including:
vessel (2013) ///// 1 ode to sleep / 2 holding on to you / 3 migraine / 4 house of gold / 5 car radio / 6 semi automatic / 7 screen / 8 the run and go / 9 fake you out / 10 guns for hands / 11 trees / 12 truce
regional at best (2011) ///// 1 guns for hands / 2 holding on to you / 3 ode to sleep / 4 slowtown / 5 car radio / 6 forest / 7 glowing eyes / 8 kitchen sink / 9 anathema / 10 lovely / 11 ruby / 12 trees / 13 be concerned / 14 clear
twenty one pilots (2009) ///// 1 implicit demand for proof / 2 fall away / 3 the pantaloon / 4 addict with a pen / 5 friend, please / 6 march to the sea / 7 johnny boy / 8 oh, ms believer / 9 air catcher / 10 trapdoor / 11 a car, a torch, a death / 12 taxi cab / 13 before you start your day / 14 isle of flightless birds
no phun intended (tyler’s solo ep) ///// 1 taken by sleep / 2 drown / 3 tonight / 4 save / 5 hole in the ground / 6 blasphemy
other miscellaneous songs and covers ///// goner / two / time to say goodbye / lovely (2013) / can’t help falling in love / jar of hearts

twentyoneshorties:

basically this is all of twenty one pilots songs to my knowledge nice and compressed (!!!!!!!!) for you to download including:

vessel (2013) ///// 1 ode to sleep / 2 holding on to you / 3 migraine / 4 house of gold / 5 car radio / 6 semi automatic / 7 screen / 8 the run and go / 9 fake you out / 10 guns for hands / 11 trees / 12 truce

regional at best (2011) ///// 1 guns for hands / 2 holding on to you / 3 ode to sleep / 4 slowtown / 5 car radio / 6 forest / 7 glowing eyes / 8 kitchen sink / 9 anathema / 10 lovely / 11 ruby / 12 trees / 13 be concerned / 14 clear

twenty one pilots (2009) ///// 1 implicit demand for proof / 2 fall away / 3 the pantaloon / 4 addict with a pen / 5 friend, please / 6 march to the sea / 7 johnny boy / 8 oh, ms believer / 9 air catcher / 10 trapdoor / 11 a car, a torch, a death / 12 taxi cab / 13 before you start your day / 14 isle of flightless birds

no phun intended (tyler’s solo ep) ///// 1 taken by sleep / 2 drown / 3 tonight / 4 save / 5 hole in the ground / 6 blasphemy

other miscellaneous songs and covers ///// goner / two / time to say goodbye / lovely (2013) / can’t help falling in love / jar of hearts

clementinemorrigan:

adoptpets:

thenagaqueen:

I have been a cat owner my whole life and I literally never knew that tiger lilies and stargazers were also highly toxic to cats.  Even drinking the water from the vase that lilies are in can kill the cat!  I brought in a tiger lily from our yard today and just thought to look it up and found out (and of course removed the lily from our house as soon as I saw).  How scary!

Other toxic flowers for cats:
Amaryllis (Amaryllis sp.)
Autumn Crocus (Colchicum autumnale)
Azaleas and Rhododendrons (Rhododendron sp.)
Castor Bean (Ricinus communis)
Chrysanthemum (Chrysanthemum sp.)
Cyclamen (Cyclamen sp.)
English Ivy (Hedera helix)
Kalanchoe (Kalanchoe sp.)
Lilies (Lilium sp.)
Marijuana (Cannabis sativa)
Oleander (Nerium oleander)
Peace Lily (Spathiphyllum sp.)
Pothos (Epipremnum aureum)
Sago Palm (Cycas revoluta)
Spanish thyme (Coleus ampoinicus)
Tulip and Narcissus bulbs (Tulipa and Narcissus sp.)
Yew (Taxus sp.)

Important info for cat friends!!!

clementinemorrigan:

adoptpets:

thenagaqueen:

I have been a cat owner my whole life and I literally never knew that tiger lilies and stargazers were also highly toxic to cats.  Even drinking the water from the vase that lilies are in can kill the cat!  I brought in a tiger lily from our yard today and just thought to look it up and found out (and of course removed the lily from our house as soon as I saw).  How scary!

Other toxic flowers for cats:

  • Amaryllis (Amaryllis sp.)
  • Autumn Crocus (Colchicum autumnale)
  • Azaleas and Rhododendrons (Rhododendron sp.)
  • Castor Bean (Ricinus communis)
  • Chrysanthemum (Chrysanthemum sp.)
  • Cyclamen (Cyclamen sp.)
  • English Ivy (Hedera helix)
  • Kalanchoe (Kalanchoe sp.)
  • Lilies (Lilium sp.)
  • Marijuana (Cannabis sativa)
  • Oleander (Nerium oleander)
  • Peace Lily (Spathiphyllum sp.)
  • Pothos (Epipremnum aureum)
  • Sago Palm (Cycas revoluta)
  • Spanish thyme (Coleus ampoinicus)
  • Tulip and Narcissus bulbs (Tulipa and Narcissus sp.)
  • Yew (Taxus sp.)

Important info for cat friends!!!

Add in your own language

English: I love you
German: Ich liebe dich.
Portuguese: Eu amo-te
Brazilian: Eu te amo
Keymash: alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
Harry Potter: Always
Thornberry: BLARHAGARHHGARH
Dean: Don't ever change.
Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
Hungarian: Szeretlek
Persian: Doostet daram
Czech: Miluju tě
Turkish: Seni seviyorum
Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
Italian: Ti amo~
Spanish: Te amo.
Loki: You have heart.
Augustus Waters: Okay?
Hazel Grace Lancaster: Okay.
Adele: Never mind, I'll find someone like you
Captain Jack Harkness: Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness.
Peeta: I don't want to forget
Katniss: Real
Sherlock: You're an idiot.
John Watson: I always say "I love you", but it's usually subtext
Spock: I have been emotionally compromised
The Doctor: Rose Tyler... I--
Thor: You give up this poisonous dream! You come home.
Arthur: Merlin, you idiot!
Steven Moffat: Make them suffer. That is how I show the emotion you humans refer to as 'love'.
Daleks: EXTERMINATE!
Star Wars: I know
Law & Order Special Victims Unit: I'd Give You a Kidney
Caroline Forbes: I'm afraid of you
Klaus Mikaelson: He's your first love. I intend to be your last.
Scott Pilgrim: I'm in lesbians with you.
Sam Winchester: Jerk
Dean Winchester: I need you
Cas: We share a profound bond
Captain Hook: You are my bean.
Emma Swan: Go eat your jello.
Bug: Eep-opp-ork-ah-ah
Tony Stark: Give yourself 12% of the credit
Pepper: We were having 12% of a moment
Loki: Sentiment
Hulk: HULK SMASH DAT ASS
Odin: HUARGH
Coulson: I watched you while you slept
Sherlock: Sherlock is actually a girl's name.
Link: Hyah
Dan Howell: No homo.
Tyler Oakley: You're an idiot
Latin: Amo tu!
Terezi: YOU SM3LL D3L1C1OUS! >:]
Karkat: ...
Supernatural: I need you
Groot: We are Groot

spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

(Source: geiszlerrs)

kingjaffejoffer:

kissmeslevres:

Yo i’d like to know what he did to deserve this 

"Fuck this one person in particular" - God

(Source: stevesfriend)

moviemeatloaf:

dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

Grover bits were always the best.

(Source: gameraboy)

kitskittle:

finals was stressful so this happened [insp]

westerosimatriarchy:

When people say they don’t want their kids ‘influenced’ by seeing homosexuality portrayed on tv, in books, in public, etc, what they’re really saying is ‘if my kid isn’t straight, I want them to be too uneducated to understand so they’ll be forced to stay in the closet and it doesn’t become my responsibility to face things that make me uncomfortable’

(Source: dana-cardinal)

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

countrygirlalexis:

folie-a-ducks:

lualmu:

the-angels-take-asgard:

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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I would marry this man

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Anonymous: Why are you so angry about JLaw's nudes being leaked? I thought you didn't like her.

samanticshift:

deebott:

tstarksbitch:

  • i am angry because this is just another example of women being shamed for taking nudes instead of the douchebag who spreads them being shamed for violating someone’s privacy like that
  • i am angry because nobody deserves this, regardless of how i feel about their personality
  • i am angry because this is pure misogyny and shows how women aren’t respected in our culture
  • i am angry because she did not consent to having those pics posted everywhere but they still were
  • i am angry because on the VERY RARE occasion this happens to a male celeb he is not shamed but rather the perpetrator is and it’s forgotten quickly whereas this will haunt jennifer for years and years to come
  • i am angry because this was a sex crime and people are treating it like a joke
  • i am angry because she is being exploited/objectified and some gross dudebros are probably jacking off to those pics 
  • i am angry because people are CONGRATULATING the fucker who did such an atrocious thing to her instead of being appalled 

listen i may not like her personally but the fact remains that as a human being she is entitled to body autonomy and to choose who sees her naked body and who doesn’t 

Exactly I may not fuck with her but I fuck with basic human rights and the conservation of privacy. She nor does anyone deserve to have their rights violated in such a heinous manner. 

"why are you angry about jlaw’s nudes being leaked if you don’t like her," aka "i assume that you consider this crime an acceptable punishment for her personality/opinions. because i am a massive toolbag."